dianxias | memories for memshare

CUTE/SILLY
+ feats of absolutely stupid amounts of strength (destroying an entire building in a single punch etc)
+ playing the first ancient chinese game of strip poker with shi qingxuan
+ feeding quan yizhen deadly food or qi rong. or basically anyone. ":) is something wrong? :)"
+ feng xin and mu qing being horrified at him dressed up as a bride - "if I lifted the veil and my bride looked like you i'd die.
+ also kicking ass in a dress and then asking for dimes afterwards
i'd also like to hear the sound of dimes!
+ actually literally any time he cross dressed, ever, because there are two besides bride xl
+ his embarrassing """death""" as general hua: he tripped.
+ "ruoye grab onto something strong and reliable!" (ruoye grabs hua cheng)

THE GAY SHIT (CANON EDITION):
+ the gambler's den with hua cheng ( the ROMANTIC TENSION )
+ the autumn festival and lantern lighting
+ hua cheng sucking venom out of his hand in banyue
+ hua cheng fighting with xl in his arms and refusing to put him down bc the floor is dirty
+ their "first kiss"
+ dressing up as a bride and being led off by a mysterious stranger ... who could it be....

PRE-GODHOOD/EARLY LIFE (book 2) -> The Crown Prince Who Pleased the Gods

+ the god-pleasing prince's shangyuan parade, where he caught a child who threw himself from the great walls of xian le! excerpts: 1, 2, 3, 4
+ saving a tiny child (aka, the one from the parade) from being literally DRAGGED BEHIND A CART IN A GUNNY SACK from his garbage cousin: excerpt.
+ being cute with his bodyguard while searching for his other bodyguard
+ ascending to godhood at 17 for kicking ass with a sword!
+ holding hong-er and protecting him from an angry mob
+ "if you don't know what to live for, then live for me!" speech

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UPSETTING AND SERIOUS
+ the fall of xian le
+ starving for 800 years :)
+ the human face plague. tw for body horror and also trypophobia, probably, it's an image.
+ being completely unable to help patients of the human face plague, aka the people of xian le.
+ being stabbed by lang qianqiu/prince tai hua right in the heart
+ qi rong's "xie lian, you ominous star" speech

BOOK FOUR: THE MOST SERIOUS, LOTS OF TWS
- the backstory behind ruoye (tw for suicide)
- the entire temple incident with the white no face ("knife block" incident, you'll see what i mean if you get it - this is easily the most horrifying thing in here, tw: for body mutilation )
- xie lian's mental breakdown - includes some drinking, even some swearing, just overall a very bad time, your mileage may vary for this option
- "your highness, i will never leave you" - releasing the spirit flame that tried to keep him company
- the backstory behind his sword, fang xin and the young man "wu ming"
- the "even if it's only one person" speech. xie lian says fuck
- the backstory behind his hat
- the backstory behind his bad cooking
- the "guoshi of fang xin" incident (what's that) it involves lots of murder but im sure its fine

REDACTED EDITION
++ KNOWING YOUR CHARACTER/THEIR CANONMATES - here's the status page! ++

+ the field trip from hell: his version! (cyoa one)
related: his fucking shonen speech

+ successfully saving emet-selch from death yea
+ successfully saving jeanne from death
+ not successfully saving hikaru from death (:() (hikarus conversations w/ him about being afraid/dianxia too)

+ lessa's unmasking - "you have never disappointed me, xie lian. if anything, i am even more glad than ever before it was you."
+ ochako finding out about his save role/"heroes forget what they leave behind"
+ finding ochako's body :')
+ shiro's prayers + finding shiro's body :')
+ saving lessa's life (cyoa2) and bringing him back - "i can finally return the favor."

REDACTED SHITPOST
+ being stuck talking like a pirate over curfew effects with lup. bumbo
+ (god learns to dab)
+ being harassed and called a marital god for like 20 tags by the role family
+ the jealousy effect trial - "ITS NOT YOU ITS ME, I DONT LIKE WOMEN AND I CAN'T GET IT UP"
+ zuko emptying out his breadsleeves

REDACTED HUA CHENG...2!
+ hua cheng losing his arm on his field trip from hell and xl's corresponding reaction
+ realizing hua cheng did a murder and then helping him get away with it,
+ hc uncovering his scariest memloss
+ their sleeping beauty kiss
+ the "what matters is you, and not the state of you" post memory