w3 curfew

[dianxias]

all of us at bucky and xl's food probably

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[dianxias]

[ hello, curfew friends!!

xie lian is settled down on the floor of the lobby in front of a couch, holding a brush and a calligraphy book from the bookshop spread out in front of him. it seems he's painting out poetry lines, and absolutely making someone else practice too...

time for curfew arts and crafts I guess. ] ...It must be getting close to eleven...I think I may have just heard a door lock.

It feels as though we should play some kind of a game, or something... that seems to be what everyone else does on these locked evenings... [ hmm.... ]

[supremity]

[ Here is that someone else.

You know how the Realm translates everything for you, no matter what language it's written in?

There is no translating what Hua Cheng has written, despite the fact it looks like maybe it has the same number of characters as the beautiful, perfect thing that Xie Lian wrote before him. ]

... mm, I wonder if it'll be like the last time we were in the inn.

[dianxias]

Where we will be able to move from floor to floor? I would imagine so.... It seems only the strange effects really change from place to place.

That means we'll have access to the kitchen, too. [ a beat, and xie lian smiles. ] We can make tea, and continue practicing your lessons until we're set to sleep.

[lionson]

We have four here, we could play a card game. Or we could embrace our inner teenagers and play a party game like 'never have I ever'.

FOOD CRIMES...2!!!!

[frostythehitman]

[ Well. If he's gonna be trapped anywhere, at least it's somewhere with food. Not that that matters much--he hasn't been able to taste anything all day.

Which is how today's horrifying concoction comes about.

He's leaning over a fondue pot filled with basically...whatever the hell he could find. Mayonnaise. Hot sauce. Marmite. Some of that beet horseradish stuff. He sniffs it and decides...yeah, why not. He dumps half of a container of guacamole in too. And he tops it off with a swirl of cheese whiz.

Then he spears a banana on a fondue fork, dunks it into the literal hot mess, and starts chewing on it aimlessly.

Come, gawk! Partake! Kill him for his crimes! ]

[dianxias]

[ "gawk"

xie lian always chooses to partake!! he watches bucky cook with a sense of fascination from nearby, coming over and putting his hands behind his back to peer into it. ]

Vezda, what have you cooked today?

[lionson]

[WHAT ARE THESE FOOD CRIMES

SHIRO IS STARING IN HORROR]

[supremity]

Again, Chad?

[ He doesn't look horrified, because Xie Lian has made food this ugly before. But Xie Lian can do whatever he wants forever. ]

What's that mix this time?

NEVER HAVE I EVER

[lionson]

[For once everyone gets their drinks.]

...been older than a human can physically age to

[lionson]

[Yeah he's starting off with an easy one.]

[dianxias]

Never have I ever wanted to kiss a girl.

[ with a smile! ]

Ever.

[frostythehitman]

Never have I ever finished school.

... fired a gun

[supremity]

[ casual as can be, even smirking a little at xl ]

...used a sword

[frostythehitman]

[ yeah that's right. this is a two-way street, baby. ]

...prayed to a deity for something inappropriate.

[dianxias]

...had dark hair

[lionson]

[ANOTHER CHEAP SHOT]

... kept my hair short

[supremity]

[ And, a flick of his fucking longass 6' hair over his shoulder. You want to play cheap, fine. ]

...lived in an Asian country

[frostythehitman]

[ cheap shots, eh??? ]

...won a gambling game on my own.

[dianxias]

[ that's why this game is so fun! ]

...lost an eye or known someone who has

[frostythehitman]

[ THIS IS HIS MAKEUP ATTEMPT FOR HIS ASIA FAILURE ]

...been a soldier!

[dianxias]

...had parents

[lionson]

[He's done so much, picking ones he hasn't is hard.]

... known what a refrigerator was before arriving in the Realm

[supremity]

[ ANYWAYS, MOVING ON FROM THE FACT HE FORGOT SOMETHING ABOUT HIS REDACTED, HAVE A SHITPOST ONE! ]

I'd like to bring that kind of thing back to Zhongguo, though.

...pretended to be someone else to be praised.

[dianxias]

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... crossdressed

[supremity]

[ Well if gege wants to go that route, alright.

(shapeshifting doesn't count that's changing your wholeass form and your sex) ]