its been assumed i'm soft or irrelevant

[dianxias]

memshare minus fragments!

cute/silly/funny
+ busking -- either dancing or "snake charming" or even sword swallowing!

+ a tiny, baby xie lian building a magnificent building out of gold foil slips (basically rich people blocks) and then knocking it down. basically this.

+ feng xin and mu qing being horrified at him dressed up as a bride - "if I lifted the veil and my bride looked like you i'd die"

+ dressing up as a bride and being led off by a mysterious stranger ... who could it be....

+ jumping down from heaven to build his own temple, tumbling through the clouds and getting all cut up along the way because of course that's what happened

+ the god-pleasing prince's shangyuan parade, where he caught a child who threw himself from the great walls of xian le! excerpts: 1, 2, 3, 4

+ fighting off LQQ as the guoshi of yong'an with just a tree branch. one handed. (xie lian voice) fuck you

+ his embarrassing """death""" as general hua: he tripped.

+ saving a tiny child (aka, the one from the parade) from being literally DRAGGED BEHIND A CART IN A GUNNY SACK from his garbage cousin: excerpt.

+ being cute with his bodyguard while searching for his other bodyguard

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less fun/more upsetting
+ the fall of xian le; xie lian holding up the giant statue in the middle of the palace with his BARE HANDS until it collapsed

+ the human face plague. tw for body horror and also trypophobia, probably, it's an image.

+ being completely unable to help patients of the human face plague, aka the people of xian le.

+ being stabbed by lang qianqiu/prince tai hua right in the heart, which nailed him in a coffin where he stayed for a solid 100 years